March 2012
We're only human once: If you take dubstep... →
doriandawes:
If you take dubstep seriously, then I am afraid I can’t take you seriously. It’s not that I am judging you for your tastes, or that I like you less as a person, it’s more of the same kind of feeling that you can imagine getting when someone is trying to explain to you the cosmic effects of a…
Yes. This. Worded beautifully, as usual.
daisychainsaws:
The Cure - M
<3
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February 2012
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When a new celebrity is announced dead, I mourn for a few seconds… Then I can’t wait to use them in Rocky Horror Audience Participation lines.
The skeleton before the Time Warp has been Whitney Houston for too long, already. And before she kicked the bucket, it was Steve Jobs, and Michael Jackson was it’s name-o for MONTHS.
/Reasons why I’m an awful person.
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Shit that is often joked about but actually happens in real life:
Working in a corporate building, literally listening to a group of middle aged men next to me argue over who is the most American. ‘MURICA!
“Are you a citizen? Do you vote? ..can I tell you who to vote for in this election then?”
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You know you work in a lab if you’ve used Kimwipes as tissues.
amboynesss asked: My sweet, you're the most wonderful gal. <3 <3
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My good luck continues from this fantastic weekend!
I would just like to thank my gargantuan ass for saving my life as I catapulted down the stairs feet-out-from-under-me style. One post ago I was saying how I wanted to get rid of you, and now I’m cordially inviting you to stick around for however long you please <3.
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Leaving shortly to go climb a mountain with my buddy. If I don’t return, I’m lost, or I’ve been eaten by a bear. Or a cave troll. Or both.
But it’s okay because I’m dressed like a hobbit, and I even have a sword.
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The problems with being a fucking Chessmaster.
Hey Mom, chess?
No.
HEY PAUL. CHESS?
…….No.
Next day.
Hey Mom, chess?
Not in the mood.
Paul, chess?
NO.
NOBODY LIKES A SORE LOSER GUYS.
marsneedswomen:
It’s so irritating how someone like Paris Hilton or Justin Bieber can say things like “Be yourself!” and it becomes an instant ‘inspiring’ quote, getting reblogged by all the Tumblr-teens who think Paris Hilton has any philosophical thoughts in her head.
You know who was himself? Hitler. Hitler was always himself, I can’t say the same for Paris Hilton, but if the quote was from...
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You know, I’m really trying to make today spectacular, but its becoming increasingly more difficult with Red Solo Cup in my head.
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