Also, I would like to say that it’s still impossible to out-shoe or out-tacky me. 3/4s of these were pretty much $free.99, and that makes me the happiest of clams.

I really wish I wasn’t obsessed with the new Docs that came for me in the mail today, I have yet to take them off. But they’re obnoxious and alligator print and beyond beautiful and I have a serious problem with buying shoes… 

Also they’re from the 80s/90s, not sure which, don’t particularly care, and SO. MUCH. MORE. COMFORTABLE than modern ones, and way better looking. Why’d they have to change :(

DAVID BOWIE ZIGGY STARDUST SPICE GIRL BOOTS! These are way overpriced for what they actually are/how simple they are, but they’re fucking perfect and comfortable and I could Irish riverdance in them. I pretty much love my shoes more than I love most humans.

Docs appreciation post. Standard ones at least. Tried, true, dirty, abused. [Actually they were just cleaned, and this was quite a bit ago.]

All you shoe elitists are always up in my dash with your “HURRRR ALL THE DIRTY HOMELESS HIPSTERS WEAR DOC MARTENS NOW, ALL OF US WHO ARE THE TRUE WORTHY ONES NOW HAVE A TAINTED IMAGEEEEE”, as if, you know, only one person/gender/age/subculture/counterculture is entitled to wear them.
Know what I think?
Methinks you need to care about more pressing matters, man.

PS. I always lace ‘em up. Lace them or disgrace them, in my opinion.